Everyone I love is fictional…

Come see me at #work ! I’m closing tonight and its slow as all fuck! Come get some #tacos ! #bored #selfie #redhairdontcare #me #tijuanaflats

New #bikini for when #spring actually gets here! #selfie #hellokitty #redhairdontcare #me

#stpatricksday my way! #green #nofilter #tryandpinchme #skull #outfit #smokin #me #selfie

Love is like communism, it looks good on paper.

Cuttin’ up shirts! What do ya think? #shirtmod #tshirt #modify #cut #scissors

Pikachu waitress? (Taken with Instagram at Tijuana Flats)

Apparently my butt is comfy.

Yesterday at work someone said that I looked like Bella from Twilight….

I’m sure she meant it as a compliment, but the way I feel about the franchise made me react like:

Please someone tell me that I don’t look like Kristen Stewart?

Honestly, I don’t remember. My brother Got a SNES for X-mas the year I was born so I’ve been playing video games for as long as I can remember. It was probably Super Mario World or Turtles in Time, we played the hell out of those two games.

My brother and I beasting….at something.